Friday, June 29, 2012

Coming...RIGHT NOW! June 29

Hello, folks!  I apologize for the tardiness of this post, but I have recently had internet trouble (to put it lightly), and so now you can read about this weekend's new releases, most of which probably premiered last night or this morning.  So let's get started!!

Today marks the release of the latest film designed to bring hordes of women flocking to their nearest RMP: Magic Mike.

 
As this movie poster suggests, this film is about a male stripper called Magic Mike (Channing Tatem), who is teaching the newbie on the block (Alex Pettyfer) all about the life and times of this particular branch of the entertainment business.  IMDB summarizes the plot: "A male stripper teaches a younger performer how to party, pick up women, and make easy money."  The film stars Channing Tatem, Alex Pettyfer, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, and Matthew McConaughey, so I think it's safe to say that the target audience is predominantly women 18 and over.  Though the short summary seems to imply a film without much plot development, the longer synopsis suggests a character journey and a choice between the fantastic and glamorized world of male strippers or the real life world where true love may await.  Yeah, I know it sounds cheesy, but it really does seem to have the potential to both be a good film.  I'd suggest leaving the kids at home first, and maybe even the hubby.  This would probably be a "girl's night out" kinda film.  It's rated R for "pervasive sexual content, brief graphic nudity, language and some drug use."  The parental guidance section on IMDB says that the film contains much male and female nudity and tons of sexual scenes/references.  Interesting fun fact: the film was supposedly inspired by Channing Tatem's life as a male stripper before he made it as an actor.


Every child has wished at some point that his or her favorite toy would come to life (where do you think the idea for Toy Story came from?).  This week's new release, Ted, explores that possibility in a new way: what if your childhood wish came true, and that toy stayed with you into adulthood?

IMDB summarizes: "As the result of a childhood wish, John Bennett's teddy bear, Ted, came to life and has been by John's side ever since - a friendship that's tested when Lori, John's girlfriend of four years, wants more from their relationship."  It stars Mark Wahlbery, Mila Kunis, and Seth MacFarlane (as the voice of Ted the Teddy Bear).  While on the surface, the summary might make the film sound like something the kids would enjoy, this film is rated R for crude and sexual content, pervasive language, and some drug use.  There also seems to be a little female nudity in it as well.  Ted the Teddy Bear is not as innocent as he first seems (as evidenced by the beer bottle in his hand on the film's poster).  However, if you do enjoy the crude type of humor often found in comedies these days, this might be the film for you!  While the first film seems to be a girl's night out kind of film, this seems to be more of a guy's film.  After all, it's from the creator of Family Guy, so I'm sure it will be at least a modest success.


Here are some of the less-advertised films for the weekend:

People Like Us
IMDB summary: "While settling his recently deceased father's estate, a salesman discovers he has a sister whom he never knew about, leading both siblings to re-examine their perceptions about family and life choices."  Finally, we come to a film I might actually be willing to see (I actually lived a slightly similar situation: I discovered I had an older brother when I was 8 years old).  It sounds like a nice, heartfelt film to watch with the family or some close friends.  Starring Chris Pine, Elizabeth Banks, Olivia Wilde, Jon Favreau, and Michelle Pfeiffer, I think it might be wise to bring a couple extra tissues with you to see this film.  Rated PG-13 for language, some drug use and brief sexuality.

Madea's Witness Protection
I'm sure by this point, everyone has at least heard of Tyler Perry's Madea films.  I personally have only seen Madea's Family Reunion, which was a lovely blend of serious drama and hilarious comedy.  I have heard that the other films have not necessarily followed suit.  However, I'm sure Madea's new adventure will have some people rolling with laughter.  IMDB summary: "A Wall Street investment banker who has been set up as the linchpin of his company's mob-backed Ponzi scheme is relocated with his family to Aunt Madea's southern home."  If you didn't want to pay to see this film in theaters, it may be worth catching on DVD or Netflix at some point.
Rated PG-13 for some crude sexual remarks and brief drug references.


Limited Release this Weekend:
Take This Waltz
IMDB Summary: "A happily married woman falls for the artist who lives across the street."  There isn't much more information available about this film, but it looks like a promising emotional comedy.  It's rated R for language, some strong sexual content and graphic nudity.

Unforgivable
IMDB Summary: "A crime writer living in Venice while working on his new novel meets and soon marries his real-estate agent. Relocated to a remote house on Torcello Island, his obsession with his wife's daily whereabouts takes a dark turn."  Seems to be an interesting take on the tale of love turning sour with suspicion and paranoia.  The tagline "You can't escape the sins of your past." promises a dark and perhaps horrific film.  This film is French, though I'm not sure if it will be in English or if it will have subtitles.  It is unrated.


So that's the lineup for this weekend!!  Hope you have a film you're planning to see, whether it be one of these new releases or one that's been in theaters for a while now.  Enjoy the movie :).

~Victoria

PS: Katelyn and I are currently working on our review of Brave!  Look for it in the next week or so!

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